Aro: Can you believe that jerk? He makes fun of us! We don’t like that at all!
Caius: You said it!
Marcus: Well, at least he won’t be saying much for a good long while.
Aro: I know! Now, let’s go do something humiliating to him!
Caius: Like what?
The Volturi got together and raided Voldemort’s house and spray-painted the words VOLDEMORT SUCKS, VOLTURI RULES!!! WE’RE THE GREATEST!!! on his house. They went back to Italy and gathered all the guards together.
Caius: Guess what, everyone?
Marcus: We’re going to cause nothing but trouble for everyone!
Aro: Like that Voldemort guy.
Jane: You mean the guy who said mean things about you?
Caius: You know it!
Felix: Yeah, I’m up for some mischief!
Aro: What do we do now?